I'm sorry about the delay in updating my website but I am on some new meds and one of the many side affects is that my get up and go, got up and went. Well it is long past the time when my thoughts should have been on spring house cleaning, but I do have my reasons for being tardy with my spring chore. Number one on my excuse list is the same one that I mentioned earlier, the new meds that have caused my get up and go, to just get up and go. Number two on my excuse list you might find just a little hard to believe, when I went to get the old Hoover out of the spare room I saw two of the biggest , meanest looking dust bunnies I have ever seen in my life. I saw them out of the corner of my eye they were so big that they couldn't fit under my bed they had to hide in my closet. For those of you who are not familiar with my past problems with dust bunnies you can click this link to read about my last incounter with the Dust Bunnie gang Click Here Now. I said click now, damn it!! Opps, sorry about that it's just the curmudgeon in me trying to get out. I just want to be sure everyone is up to date and those that forgot can get their memories refreshed.

Now for the rest of the story.

Here is the straight arrow on those huge dust bunnies that I saw yesterday. It seems they are not dust bunnies at all, according to the two dust bunny gang leaders, Bunny and Clump. B&C as I call them almost never talk to me, we are as you should know, sworn enemies. However they will talk to me if they have a reason to gloat, and believe me they have a reason to gloat right now. It seems that an evil, very evil scientist who goes by the name of Dr. Makemup at the Dartmouth Medical College down in Hanover NH thought it would be a good idea to combine the DNA of a tumbleweed with the DNA of a dust bunny. The end result being the creatures that now have taken up residents in my house. How did they end up at my house you might ask? Well it seems that while I was laying in bed recovering from my carotid artery bypass at the Dartmouth Hitchcook Hospital Bunny and or Clump made a phone call to Dr. Makemup at the Dartmouth College and made arrangements to hide the two evil varmints that from this day on I will refer to by their scientific name "Tumble Bunnies" in the trunk of my car. So to add insult to injury I, and I alone am responsible for bringing the two new dust bunny gang recruits into my home. Although we have not been formally introduced I understand that they are a soon to be married male and female. She goes by the name of Tumble Leana and he by the name of Dirty Harry. We can only hope that there is some type of flaw in their DNA makeup that keeps them from procreating. That is the case with a lot of those hybrid species. So lets hope for the best, that's about all we can do right now. Just keep your eyes open and let's be careful out there everybody. Especially going into our closets and basements. Even if we are lucky and they can't breed we don't know how many of the creatures this very evil scientist down at the Dartmouth college has already created. I would like to discuss this with you longer but I must get down to the repair shop and super size the old Hoover.